do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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