idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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