i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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