maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think your dad took our porno
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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