First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
handjob tips. give me some.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
