Do you still have your period?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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