she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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