I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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