Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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