perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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