im gay
i know
yea but for you.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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