Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
