I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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