It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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