When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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