Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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