Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I can't turn off my feet"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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