the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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