dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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