Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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