I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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