its not stalking. its research.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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