Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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