No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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