How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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