You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All I want is dick and wine.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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