butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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