Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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