piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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