I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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