talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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