There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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