You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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