So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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