I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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