He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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