big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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