its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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