Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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