YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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