would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
