you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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