ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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