I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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