I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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