I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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