I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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