oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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