well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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