yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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