Do vagina's smell?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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