yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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